Enough!

I'm so exhausted.

Five minutes after I got on the bus today, I fell asleep. This never happens. When I got home, I fed the pets and promptly took a nap. This has been ongoing for about three weeks. Sleeping. A lot. When I wake up, I devour everything in the house. Including entire cartons of OJ.

I don't know. You tell me.

Shalom

I should probably fill some people in. I got a preschool teaching position at Portland Jewish Academy. I will be working with the three year olds. We celebrate Shabbat every Friday. It involves grape juice masquerading as wine. C'mon. I'm ecstatic. Three year olds.

I like can I touch

Times are hard.

I suspect that when this all passes, I will be smarter, stronger and have a greater tolerance for alcohol consumption. My life is a "Hang in there baby" poster. Yup.

Heat wave blues

I lied when I told my friend I wouldn't be sitting at home in a "mope fest." So far it's true. I took a cold shower and layed down in the dark for a while. It's hot and my face is wet from the tears and the sweat.

I didn't get the job. No big deal right?

I agree. I shouldn't take it personally. It seems that everyone in the state of Oregon is looking for a job right now, it's all just par for the course.

But. I'M QUALIFIED.

I've been running down the checklist in my head, trying to figure out what it is. Why I'm not getting any bites. Is it my age? Should I be disclosing my age in interviews because employers think I'm a lot younger than I am? Is it the way I interview? Do I smell bad? Do I always have something in my teeth? GAH.

I used to take getting a job for granted. It was really easy for me. I would turn in my resume and usually get a call back the same week. I would listen to my friends complain about not hearing back about anything or getting rejected. I would put a hand on their shoulder and buy them a drink and secretly pat myself on the back for being so lucky and awesome and employed. Now I'm that friend and all of my employed friends are probably thinking the same thing. They should. They should enjoy it while it lasts.

I don't sleep much anymore because there is always a job to apply for. There is always a job site I haven't perused all the way through. Craigslist used to be my friend and then it stopped posting jobs everyday and I thought we had something. Now it never returns my phone calls.

I go in and out of sleep, dreaming of showing up nude to job interviews while everyone stares horrified at me and I just stand there and go "what?" Rachael Ray cooks "Wurst Burgers" and I watch WALL-E on the movie channel for the 30th time. I'm getting tired of the Baskin Robin's "ice cream cake" commercial, but I still laugh every time because laughing feels good and dancing robots let me briefly forget that I can't pay my rent for August.

I know all of this will pass. I know things are meant to be and that I have to get through this challenge in order for the good stuff to happen.

I know that there is a pot of gold at the end of that top ramen rainbow. I have to believe that.

Oh for crying out loud!

I'm annoyed. This woman whom I sent a resume to teach in her preschool, sent me a list of survey questions to answer before she offered an interview. She just wrote back and thanked me for my "interesting answers, but due to the great number of more qualified candidates I am going to have to wish you the very best as you search for a better match for your skills & talent." Excuse me, but what does my "favorite food" and "last costume worn for halloween" have to do with my skills and talent? I HAVE A FABULOUS RESUME LADY, its too bad you won't get the pleasure to speak in person with me!

Gah. PEOPLE.

You not cookin'!